Saturday, May 23, 2009

part 2.

Wokays, I might as well finish the story. I'm supposed to copy some add maths notes but I don't understand nuts what Jien Min did in his notebook so here I am.

SO, obviously you guys aren't the dimmest lightbulb so yeah it was crap. Now, if it was normal crap, it'd be okay but guys, I think aliens exist cause I just wiped some of their crap on my hand that day. That alien crap was..well I don't think I'll explain the colour but the SMELL IS JUST WONDERFUL. I don't think I've smelt anything as horrible in my life and I've smelt a LOT of things in my life. 

Anyways I tried wiping my tire and it got stuck to my hand. And that was the day I decided not to wear my cycling gloves. Then I tried wiping it off on the grass and the people that passed me in cars just stared at me but oh well. THEN I WAS BACK ON MY ADVENTURE. I cycled further down the road with the smell of alien crap strong in my nostrils and I made the right turning this time. When I got to the  "spot", it wasn't as great as I expected. Sure I could sort of see the sunset but it was quickly fading and I could see this highway in front of me. After salvaging what I could of the "scenery" I then made my way back home. 

After an exhilarating ride DOWN the hill and going down the wrong hill, thus making me cycle back up, I made it back to my house. Strangely I just saw my mum's car go in with the gate open so I skidded in. When I got off my bike, my mum who just came out of the car ran to me and embraced me, crying. I was like, "HUH?"

It turns out I kinda cycled too long. I came back at 8 which was already kinda dark and my mum panicked. She went round the neighbourhood searching for me and even asked some security guard if a boy on a bicycle came through the park. WHAT'S MORE is that she called my dad who was in the middle of an important meeting at work so he had to wrap it up and come back home. 

Heh.

There are a few things I have learnt from this:
1) I have 2 very amazing loving parents who really care about me.
2) I shouldn't cycle so late or risk giving my mum a heart attack and making her like this:



3) I should bring a handphone or some flare to let my parents know where I am.
4) Alien crap smell doesn't come out even after using 2 different soaps.

So yeah. That's the story of my life :) 
I've decided to put off cycling for a while for my mum's sake.

4 comments:

  1. 3) I should bring a handphone or some flare to let my parents know where I am.

    USE THE FLARE!! USE THE FLARE!!!!! More interesting that way.. :D

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  2. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEHEEEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH HOOOOOOHOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    damn. bad boy.

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  3. I <3 you. B o o n h o e will never take you away from me.

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  4. whoa where did that come from, chin san? :P haha

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